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Monday, August 29, 2011

"Never felt an earthquake"


Is the table shaking?”
Yes it is. Now the chair is shaking as well!”
It is definitely a tremor. Why is no one reacting?”

Oh my God! The building is shaking. Now the people downstairs are screaming. I must run”

Am I not supposed to leave everything and run for my life? Why am I taking my bag with me?”

Why is that guy going back to his place? Is he going to pick up his belongings as well?”

It has stopped already. Should have been like 5 seconds”


Random Group:
Guy: “Isn't that an earthquake?”
Lady: “Of course it is”


Random Lady: “Did something happen in this building? In our building, we thought the shake was due to construction”
Me: “No it is an earthquake”


Outgoing message to Roommate friend: “Tremors at gmu!”


Outgoing mail to Mail friend: “Slight tremors here. Had to run. Calls not working”


Exam Friend: “I have an exam today. Am not sure whether they will conduct it”
Me: “Which one would you prefer? Writing it today or some other day?”

Exam Friend: “Definitely today. I don't want to drag it to another day”


Incoming mail from Mail friend: “Omg! Be safe”


Incoming message from Roommate friend: “Here too. It is not a tremor. It is an earthquake”


Exam friend: “The calls are not working”
Me: “The mails and messages are working”
Exam friend: “Ya. They are working fine”


Busy Friend: “Did you notice that some people were crying? We were all laughing it out”


Ph.D friend: “In the Ph.D comics, there is a comic strip which compares qualifiers to earthquakes. Today, I am waiting for the qualifier results and it came true”


Ph.D friend: “You guys had something to eat?”
Busy Friend: “Nopes”
Me: “I did. Just before the earthquake”
Announcement: “We will be closed at 3 pm”
Ph.D friend: “The food court is closed as well”


Group of friends: “We were signing the contract and then there is that dadadada-dadadada”


Exam friend: “I am going to the exam hall to find out about the exam”
Me: “All the best!”


ZeitJalgeist friend: “What da? We met and then there is an earthquake. What did you do?”


Ph.D friend: “I guess our guys were laughing because they must be thinking that it is after all life”


ZeitJalgeist friend: “Do you have a coin? Any coin?”
Me: “Indian coin?”

ZeitJalgeist friend: “Any coin. With heads and tails”
Me: “Are you by any chance going to decide like Rajni in Sivaji movie?”


ZeitJalgeist friend: “Heads and I will remain here. Tails and I will be joining you guys back home”


ZeitJalgeist friend: “It is heads. I am going to spend sometime here somewhere”
Ph.D friend: “That is the most stupidest thing I saw today”


Ph.D friend: “Earthquake changed our day plan completely”
Me: “Ya. It completely did”


Roommate friend 2: “I called my brother in New York. Within few seconds of hanging up, he had received tremors as well. See how the wave had travelled”

Roommate friend : “By the time we decided to go down, the trembling stopped”

Roommate friend 3: “He had searched for his identity card when the trembling occurred. He wanted to use it for his identity in case of severe damage”

Roommate friend 2: “The id card is fine but shouldn't the real person live first?”


Some other day:

Professor: “First earthquake, and now Hurricane! What a way to welcome the students!”


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