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Monday, May 31, 2010

How to make a 50th movie flop


1.       In the past, make sure that your reputation is at the bottom.
2.       Pick a movie that contains action -> comedy -> song loop sequence.
3.       Tell the audience that the Pt.2 is for the taste of the fans and for their expectations.
4.       Pick a director who has given previous hits with you even when you know that repeat of success is not in your area.
5.       Pick a top reigning heroine only to romance with her and for the song sequences. Give the least important role to her.
6.       Pick a comedian whom you can bully on but then you make the most comedy of the movie.
7.       Pick a famous Telugu villain who should be responsible for punch dialogues of the hero.
8.       Always have an accomplice on the villain side to tell some punch dialogues for the hero.
9.       The movie maybe a flop but never let down the songs. Dance well. When you are good at something, do it.
10.   Get some Telugu flavor. If not the movie, pick a top Telugu music director and ask him to remake his best hits even though it may be one of his old hits.
11.   In the movie, make sure that you are the best among the people and everyone else is depending on you.
12.   Speak unnecessary lengthy dialogues that doesn’t matter to the entire movie.
13.   Break logic and rules in fight scenes and normal course of the movie.
14.   Try to win the sentiments of the woman and general public which should fail miserably.
Bonus:
1.       The producers and distributors will not just suffer from loss but also from severe criticism.
2.       Your reputation will go down further.
3.       Extra Bonus: The movie distributors will go against you and ban your movies if you do not compensate for their losses

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