Confusions

Confusions happen in everyone's life. They are bound to occur when you don't understand what is going on either with the surroundings or with the people. A thousand of confusions would've occured in anyone's life. Some of them would have been funny. I would like to tell some of those of mine.

Mathematical Confusion

I was in the VI std and a Scholastic book fair was going on. They were offering 10% discount on any book exclusively for the students of my school. After searching for a book, I landed upon a good kids horror book. The book costed Rs.60. I had Rs.50 in my pocket. I thought to myself "10% discount means 60-10 = Rs.50". Satisfied with my calculations, I went to the only counter where a young lady was handling it. I gave her the book and also the Rs.50 note.

The lady said, "I need four more bucks"
I stood there giving a shocked expression.
"How? 60 - 10 = 50, right?"
I held my stand but the lady gave a chuckle and continued to explain clearly, "The book costs Rs.60. 10% of 60 is 6. So after deducting the 10%, i.e 6, the remaining amount should be 54. You gave only 50 bucks. I need four more bucks".
I didn't have any more money. I had just brought a 50 buck note. When I stood there still confused at the calculations, the kind lady smiled again and said, "All right, You did not understand. I will pay the four bucks for you. But you must promise me that you won't tell anyone, ok?"
I nodded, still confused with the calculations she did. After giving a brief thought, I thanked the lady and left.

Pronounciation Confusion

It happened four or five years back. Arunkumar, M.S.Karthikeyan and myself went to a Pizza Hut outlet. After ordering for a pizza, the delivery boy asked us whether we want anything else to eat and after a negative reply, he placed a bill. The delivery boy did not come to collect to bill after we finished eating. So we were busy chatting after eating the pizza.

The delivery boy finally came and said, "Check"
Karthikeyan looked at the guy and answered sincerely, "No cheque! Only cash!"
The delivery boy smiled and now said the complete words, "No sir, Check the bill!"
We laughed aloud as we exitted the shop.

Language Confusions

This incident happened six years back. The train had just stopped in Howrah and we were still waiting in the station for further arrangements to be made. People were lying spread on all the spaces available and atop a pillar, there was a TV attached and the movie "Predator" was being shown in a channel. We were waiting for a long time and my uncle told me to get two bottles of pepsi from a petty shop in the platform. I got the money and went to the guy handling the petty shop. Though I knew only a few words in hindi, I decided to test my hindi with him.

"Dhou pepsi bottle" (Two pepsi bottles), I said pointing at the 500 ml pet bottle.
He took out two bottles. I knew the standard prize but I still decided to test my hindi knowledge further.
"Kitna rupee?" (How much rupee?) Only after saying those words, I realized that I wouldn't understand whatever he replies. Too late! He said some amount in hindi which I hoped he didn't lie. I handed him a hundred buck note. Like all shopkeepers, he was also honest as he handed me the remaining amount. I realized one thing, "Look before you leap"

Another incident happened in a hotel in Nepal. We have heard from people that the nights in Nepal would be chilly. Who would know much better than the room boy? So my aunt and myself and one more person were there questioning the room boy. We expected the room boy to know some hindi and the room boy expected us to know hindi. Unfortunately, all of us knew only little hindi (or we knew worst hindi than the room boy). I knew that the word "baahar" means outside and the word "thandaa" means cold. "Kya" means "what?". So I decided to experiment.

"Baahar mae thaandaa kya?"
The room boy blinked.
Then I wondered where the word "mae" came from. I replaced the word with some other word.
"Baahar thou thandaa kya?"
The room boy still blinked. My aunt also tried to explain. I decided to go on with word by word.
"Baahar?"
He nodded.
"Thandaa?" He nodded again, smiling, probably proud that he is getting to understand us.
"Baahar thandaa kya?"
He once again blinked. We decided to quit with the idea as it was turning out to be fruitless. In another fruitless conversation, my aunt ended up saying in tamil, "Poda, neenga pesuradhu engaluku puriyala. Naanga pesuradhu ungaluku puriyala" (You don't understand what we are speaking, We don't understand what you are speaking"